My “Not Going to BlogHer” Fashion Show
Everyone is abuzz talking about BlogHer. I already mentioned how I feel about it. And now all my so-called friends are posting their BlogHer fashion shows. Ugh, it’s like a stake through the heart! They have all had an excuse to go out and buy (or receive from sponsors) the cutest clothes and dammit, I am jealous!
But, because I didn’t want to feel left out…yet again. I decided to put together my own fashion show. Granted, it’s probably not quite as exciting as what the BlogHer attendees will be wearing, but it’s all I got.
Friday Night
While all my good bloggy buddies are schmoozing and hugging at the MomDot dinner, I will be here. At home. Probably wearing this fashionable little number:
Take a look at the intricate detail of these stylish, yet comfortable pants,
Saturday
While everyone is pedaling swag and wearing sponsor T-Shirts and other trendy outfits, I will be at my nephews beach birthday party. Probably in something like this:
Ladies and gentlemen, that’s as fancy as it gets around here! Except I might have to rethink this particular shirt….
Sunday
Another lazy day hanging at mi casa. I’ll likely be lounging poolside in something like this:
Don’t hate. I know I am a fashion GODDESS!
Which one of these little numbers should I sport during the Non BlogHer Party? I’m thinking it will be the first one since it’s Friday night.
Look out Fashion Runway…Here I come!
You are hilarious! LOVE it!
OMG that’s funny!
ROFLMAO – awesome! So glad you are partying with us…I’ll have to think of something special to wear myself.
Snazzy lol. Love it. I think the first one is a bit too dressy for Friday night. I think a floral muumuu would be best.
I think that’s what I’ll wear.
amazingly…I don’t have a floral mumu. But good choice!
LOL!! You can’t wear the first one, that’s what I’ll be wearing!! Dang, I guess it’s back to the drawing board for me.
That is hilarious!
I LOVE THIS!!! I think I will follow your lead and post one myself.
I will enjoy our Not going to BlogHer party on Friday night!! xoxo
LMAO! Looks about like what I’ll be wearing while I sit home trying not to turn green in my jealousy. You’re not alone.
love it! you are too funny! I’ll be in my bathing suit all weekend at the beach! I don’t think I want to post pictures of that though… LOL
Hey, I’m with you! I’m missing out on all the fun this year but I’m taking solace that while all the other bloggy ladies are wearing their new shoes and getting new blisters I’ll be wearing my comfy footy socks. Not an ideal trade off but I’ll take what I can get at this point.
I personally prefer a g-sting, cowboy hat & boots while I am rubbed down in Vaseline. After the kids go to sleep of course.
EEEWWW! You are my brother! *barf*
Dude, we have the same pj pants! I have those with hearts on them too except mine shrunk a little so they are too short. Still wear them though!
I heart you so much right now!
So how come my avatar is always that crab guy? I never chose that!
So weird. He must like you.