My “Not Going to BlogHer” Fashion Show

by mommy23monkeys on July 21, 2009

Everyone is abuzz talking about BlogHer.  I already mentioned how I feel about it.  And now all my so-called friends are posting their BlogHer fashion shows.  Ugh, it’s like a stake through the heart!  They have all had an excuse to go out and buy (or receive from sponsors) the cutest clothes and dammit, I am jealous!

But, because I didn’t want to feel left out…yet again.  I decided to put together my own fashion show.  Granted, it’s probably not quite as exciting as what the BlogHer attendees will be wearing, but it’s all I got.

Friday Night

While all my good bloggy buddies are schmoozing and hugging at the MomDot dinner, I will be here.  At home.  Probably wearing this fashionable little number:

outfit1

Take a look at the intricate detail of these stylish, yet comfortable pants,

outfit2Saturday

While everyone is pedaling swag and wearing sponsor T-Shirts and other trendy outfits, I will be at my nephews beach birthday party.  Probably in something like this:

outfit3Ladies and gentlemen, that’s as fancy as it gets around here!  Except I might have to rethink this particular shirt….

Sunday

Another lazy day hanging at mi casa.  I’ll likely be lounging poolside in something like this:

outfit4Don’t hate.  I know I am a fashion GODDESS!

Which one of these little numbers should I sport during the Non BlogHer Party?  I’m thinking it will be the first one since it’s Friday night.

Look out Fashion Runway…Here I come!

Thanks for spreading the word!
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{ 17 comments }

1 Sarah July 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm

You are hilarious! LOVE it!

2 Sandy July 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm

OMG that’s funny!

3 Lisa Mom of 2 Boys July 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm

ROFLMAO – awesome! So glad you are partying with us…I’ll have to think of something special to wear myself.

4 Shannon July 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Snazzy lol. Love it. I think the first one is a bit too dressy for Friday night. I think a floral muumuu would be best. :) I think that’s what I’ll wear.

5 mommy23monkeys July 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm

amazingly…I don’t have a floral mumu. But good choice!

6 hairstyles for girls July 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm

LOL!! You can’t wear the first one, that’s what I’ll be wearing!! Dang, I guess it’s back to the drawing board for me.

7 Trish July 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm

That is hilarious!

8 Cheryl July 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm

I LOVE THIS!!! I think I will follow your lead and post one myself. ;) I will enjoy our Not going to BlogHer party on Friday night!! xoxo

9 Sarah July 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm

LMAO! Looks about like what I’ll be wearing while I sit home trying not to turn green in my jealousy. You’re not alone. :)

10 Tara July 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm

love it! you are too funny! I’ll be in my bathing suit all weekend at the beach! I don’t think I want to post pictures of that though… LOL

11 Joy @ mommysjoy.com July 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Hey, I’m with you! I’m missing out on all the fun this year but I’m taking solace that while all the other bloggy ladies are wearing their new shoes and getting new blisters I’ll be wearing my comfy footy socks. Not an ideal trade off but I’ll take what I can get at this point.

12 Eric July 21, 2009 at 10:21 pm

I personally prefer a g-sting, cowboy hat & boots while I am rubbed down in Vaseline. After the kids go to sleep of course.

13 mommy23monkeys July 25, 2009 at 8:04 am

EEEWWW! You are my brother! *barf*

14 Kekibird July 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Dude, we have the same pj pants! I have those with hearts on them too except mine shrunk a little so they are too short. Still wear them though!

15 Sissy July 25, 2009 at 8:01 am

I heart you so much right now!

16 Sissy July 25, 2009 at 8:01 am

So how come my avatar is always that crab guy? I never chose that!

17 mommy23monkeys July 25, 2009 at 8:05 am

So weird. He must like you.

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