I Bet Your Penis Can’t Do This
Bob started a game with the twins and making their belly button’s “talk.” NayNay liked it the best, BoBo was to ticklish to get a serious conversation going on. But for two days they had belly button discussions with each other. That by itself was pretty funny.
The other night I got them out of their bath. I was in the living room gathering up pajamas and pull ups for the night when two very silly boys came around the corner. They were each holding the end of their penis and was making them “talk.”
Naynay: “wah wah wah blah blah blah….look mommy! My penis is talking!!”
Bobo: “hello, my name is penis. What’s your name?”
Naynay: “hahahaha, hello penis!”
Bobo: “My penis is talking!”
They were holding the ends and opening and closing it’s “lips” to speak.
I just started laughing. “oh , that’s great. I’m glad your penis can talk. Now come over here and put this pull up on.”
NayNay: “But my penis can’t talk with a pull up on.”
Me: “Then say ‘good bye’ to your penis.”
NayNay: “good bye! Night night Penis!”
I managed to get Nay dressed despite all the giggling.
Then the routine was repeated with Bobo.
Soon after I sent a text to Bob letting him know what he had started. He only replied “I wonder how long until they’re saying ‘my penis has a light saber’ or ‘my penis is a Jedi.’”
*sigh*
Probably not long.
LMAO!!! Reminds me of when Lauren was about 2.5 she was in the bath and she said “LOOK MOM! It’s my friend GINA!” she can’t pronounce VAgina,so, it’s her friend apparently. :p Your boys are hilarious!
We can barely leave the house with out some sort of conversation about “that lady has a Gina” “that man has a penis” allllll dayyyy loonngg. LOL
reason number #23423423 i dont want boys. ROFL
trisha
LOL!! But boys are SO much FUN!
Oh My that is just too funny. That would be something my son would have done.
LMAO!!!
Oh the joy of having boys! lol
LOL LOL It’s all about the penis with boys, who then turn into men who are all about the penis. TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!
LMAO! boys will be boys
And so begins a mans love affair with his own penis…..Too cute!
Well you are right about one thing, my penis certainly can’t do that. LOLOLOL.
But yeah, the joys of having boys. I get a ton of penis talk in this house.
Lee
That’s too funny!
Imagine in different parts of the country they’d have accents…
LMAO!!!!
So glad we’re not at this stage yet. I’m sure it won’t be long though.
LMAO…. and glad I have a girl right now.
That is hilarious Rhea!
Oh that’s too funny–I wonder if my son will do the same when he’s older
LMAO! It’s better than my son. When he was about 5 he came to me and said “Mama I have name for my private.” I’m like OH NO, but ask casually “Ok What is it?” He said “It likes to be called MR. Wacker.” I tried to keep a straight face, but just couldn’t do it lol. BOYS!
Kas
OMG!!! LMAO! That is the funnies thing EVER!! I would not have kept a straight face either…hahaha….Mr Wacker!
having never had a brother and being a mom too a little girl this just doesn’t compute. If I ever have a boy I’m screwed! Super cute story…remember to tell their 1st girlfriends all about it
OMG! LOL!!!
LMAO
I am so glad I don’t have a boy right now…
Hillarious! When Zach, my 24 yo was 2, he was taking a shower with his Dad…He was quite serious when he informed his Dad that “he had a fancy dinger.” K had a thing going for awhile this summer, he’d disappear and we’d find him checking “it” out!!!! You’d think after already raising four of these things I”d be immune. It still freaks me out!
“A fancy dinger??” LMAO! That’s funny. You should be immune to the dinger talk, I just find myself laughing and rolling my eyes at it. What else can you do?
That is hilarious!
PPPPPPPPPPHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! oh I need some windex!
I have 2 sons & a hubby who still talks with his “parts”… so we both were reading & laughing…
hubby send this word of advice… “watch out for when they start talking with their back sides ( rear ends)”
only a guy & they “parts”!!
oh the joys of having little boys. So funny
LOL that is hilarious!!!! My son loves to stare at his junk in the mirror. I’m like dude – seriously, that’s infatuation!!! Love having a boy to understand a man!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!! That’s a riot! As the mom of 2 boys, I’m just waiting for this kind of stuff.
ROTFL!!! Oh my gosh – this is hysterical!! It sounds so familiar too – boys!
LMAO – that is just too funny. I think all little boys, scratch that, all boys are a little bit obsessed with their little friends.
What a silly post. I bet you are going to get some new visitors with some unique keyword phrases in your stats.
Oh, I know, huh!? I’m already the #1 search for KY, I bet this little penis post will put me over the edge! LOL
You win the Funniest Damn Post I have Ever Read Award…I wish I had a penis-shaped prize with lips to send you….
LOLOL!! Why, Thank you Renee!! I’m glad it made you laugh.
Kinda glad the only boy in this house was my step-son and he was eight when I became his full time mom. He was probably out of that stage by then.
Yet wait when they turn twelve, you’ll probably find a JC Penny flyer something similiar folded open to the bra and underwear section, when you flip their mattresses.
If it’s not there P, then it’s the girls Boobs they are interested in. Typical boys, who turn into typical men.