I Bet Your Penis Can’t Do This

by mommy23monkeys on January 21, 2010

Bob started a game with the twins and making their belly button’s “talk.”  NayNay liked it the best, BoBo was to ticklish to get  a serious conversation going on.  But for two days they had belly button discussions with each other.  That by itself was pretty funny.

The other night I got them out of their bath.  I was in the living room gathering up pajamas and pull ups for the night when two very silly boys came around the corner.  They were each holding the end of their penis and was making them “talk.”

Naynay:  “wah wah wah blah blah blah….look mommy!  My penis is talking!!”

Bobo:  “hello, my name is penis.  What’s your name?”

Naynay:  “hahahaha, hello penis!”

Bobo:  “My penis is talking!”

They were holding the ends and opening and closing it’s “lips” to speak.

I just started laughing.  “oh , that’s great.  I’m glad your penis can talk.  Now come over here and put this pull up on.”

NayNay:  “But my penis can’t talk with a pull up on.”

Me:  “Then say ‘good bye’ to your penis.”

NayNay:  “good bye!  Night night Penis!”

I managed to get Nay dressed despite all the giggling.

Then the routine was repeated with Bobo.

Soon after I sent a text to Bob letting him know what he had started.  He only replied “I wonder how long until they’re saying ‘my penis has a light saber’ or ‘my penis is a Jedi.’”

*sigh*

Probably not long.

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{ 35 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Cheryl January 21, 2010 at 11:08 am

LMAO!!! Reminds me of when Lauren was about 2.5 she was in the bath and she said “LOOK MOM! It’s my friend GINA!” she can’t pronounce VAgina,so, it’s her friend apparently. :p Your boys are hilarious!

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2 mommy23monkeys January 21, 2010 at 11:31 am

We can barely leave the house with out some sort of conversation about “that lady has a Gina” “that man has a penis” allllll dayyyy loonngg. LOL

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3 trisha January 21, 2010 at 11:09 am

reason number #23423423 i dont want boys. ROFL

trisha

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4 mommy23monkeys January 21, 2010 at 11:30 am

LOL!! But boys are SO much FUN!

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5 Erin kewer January 21, 2010 at 11:09 am

Oh My that is just too funny. That would be something my son would have done.

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6 Stefanie January 21, 2010 at 11:11 am

LMAO!!! :D Oh the joy of having boys! lol

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7 Tenille January 21, 2010 at 11:11 am

LOL LOL It’s all about the penis with boys, who then turn into men who are all about the penis. TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!

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8 yasmine January 21, 2010 at 11:26 am

LMAO! boys will be boys

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9 Bethany Larrabee January 21, 2010 at 11:28 am

And so begins a mans love affair with his own penis…..Too cute!

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10 Lee January 21, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Well you are right about one thing, my penis certainly can’t do that. LOLOLOL.

But yeah, the joys of having boys. I get a ton of penis talk in this house.

Lee

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11 valmg @ Mom Knows It All January 21, 2010 at 12:33 pm

That’s too funny!
Imagine in different parts of the country they’d have accents…

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12 mommy23monkeys January 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm

LMAO!!!!

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13 Frantic Holly January 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm

So glad we’re not at this stage yet. I’m sure it won’t be long though.

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14 Robin G January 21, 2010 at 1:24 pm

LMAO…. and glad I have a girl right now.

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15 Tara January 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm

That is hilarious Rhea!

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16 Kasandria January 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm

LMAO! It’s better than my son. When he was about 5 he came to me and said “Mama I have name for my private.” I’m like OH NO, but ask casually “Ok What is it?” He said “It likes to be called MR. Wacker.” I tried to keep a straight face, but just couldn’t do it lol. BOYS!
Kas

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17 mommy23monkeys January 21, 2010 at 4:46 pm

OMG!!! LMAO! That is the funnies thing EVER!! I would not have kept a straight face either…hahaha….Mr Wacker! :) :)

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18 Shari January 21, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Oh that’s too funny–I wonder if my son will do the same when he’s older

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19 Heather January 21, 2010 at 5:29 pm

having never had a brother and being a mom too a little girl this just doesn’t compute. If I ever have a boy I’m screwed! Super cute story…remember to tell their 1st girlfriends all about it ;)

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20 Devon January 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm

OMG! LOL!!!

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21 Shan @Last Shreds Of Sanity January 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm

LMAO

I am so glad I don’t have a boy right now…

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22 Katie January 21, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Hillarious! When Zach, my 24 yo was 2, he was taking a shower with his Dad…He was quite serious when he informed his Dad that “he had a fancy dinger.” K had a thing going for awhile this summer, he’d disappear and we’d find him checking “it” out!!!! You’d think after already raising four of these things I”d be immune. It still freaks me out!

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23 mommy23monkeys January 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm

“A fancy dinger??” LMAO! That’s funny. You should be immune to the dinger talk, I just find myself laughing and rolling my eyes at it. What else can you do?

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24 Kasey @ All Things Mamma January 21, 2010 at 7:10 pm

That is hilarious!

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25 Faythe January 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm

PPPPPPPPPPHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! oh I need some windex!
I have 2 sons & a hubby who still talks with his “parts”… so we both were reading & laughing…
hubby send this word of advice… “watch out for when they start talking with their back sides ( rear ends)”
only a guy & they “parts”!!

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26 Lisa@GardenofMany January 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm

oh the joys of having little boys. So funny

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27 Brittany January 22, 2010 at 12:13 am

LOL that is hilarious!!!! My son loves to stare at his junk in the mirror. I’m like dude – seriously, that’s infatuation!!! Love having a boy to understand a man!!! :)

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28 Amanda January 22, 2010 at 3:55 am

ROFLMAO!!!!! That’s a riot! As the mom of 2 boys, I’m just waiting for this kind of stuff.

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29 smilinggreenmom January 22, 2010 at 10:31 am

ROTFL!!! Oh my gosh – this is hysterical!! It sounds so familiar too – boys!

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30 Sarah January 22, 2010 at 11:23 am

LMAO – that is just too funny. I think all little boys, scratch that, all boys are a little bit obsessed with their little friends.

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31 Stefani January 22, 2010 at 11:42 am

What a silly post. I bet you are going to get some new visitors with some unique keyword phrases in your stats.

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32 mommy23monkeys January 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Oh, I know, huh!? I’m already the #1 search for KY, I bet this little penis post will put me over the edge! LOL

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33 renee January 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm

You win the Funniest Damn Post I have Ever Read Award…I wish I had a penis-shaped prize with lips to send you….

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34 mommy23monkeys January 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm

LOLOL!! Why, Thank you Renee!! I’m glad it made you laugh. :)

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35 Lauralee Hensley January 23, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Kinda glad the only boy in this house was my step-son and he was eight when I became his full time mom. He was probably out of that stage by then.
Yet wait when they turn twelve, you’ll probably find a JC Penny flyer something similiar folded open to the bra and underwear section, when you flip their mattresses.
If it’s not there P, then it’s the girls Boobs they are interested in. Typical boys, who turn into typical men.

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